If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer

Top Ten “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer” Jokes

10.          If Chuck Norris were a programmer, memory would be afraid to take a leak.

9.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, President Obama would be doing his garbage collection.

8.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, the food chain would collapse because he would kill every bug on the planet.

7.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, unstructured data would become structured. With Chuck around, nobody ever gets out of line.

6.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, application security wouldn’t even be an issue.

5.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his programs would be strongly typed.

4.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, none of his functions would have arguments.

3.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, his first program wouldn’t be ‘Hello World’ it would be ‘Goodbye Underworld.’

2.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, there would be no exception handling, because there would be no exceptions ever.

… and the Number One “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer” Joke:

1.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his applications would be perfectly metadata-driven. After all, they would be developed on a Magic application platform!